Our life is a blur

We have done a lot here in Siesta Keys , but per consumer requests we will keep it short and sweet and to the point. June was the month of visitors. Each week brought a new set of visitors with a new set of life lessons for us. From Pat and Jason to crumbsnatchers to long lost family friends. Here are some the things we learned:

1.Pat and Jason thought at times we were annoying but we were taught that “We are fun” WAF…

2. If we made a big mess in our house out guests would most likely clean it up

3.Don’t go out in the overcast completely grey skies with no sunscreen if you are albino

4.We learned we are pretty good swimmers..even though we got scolded.

5.Don’t bake hungover..although delicious it may not end good

6.Calling off work is worth every penny lost

7.Even if we don’t get a full night or day sleep we can still outdo the well rested..endurance

8.Chocolate covered espresso beans look like bugs at night

9.The bio luminescence ruins your jewelry …and you should watch out for sharks at night

10.Yelling, screaming, high maintenance crumbsnatchers are the best birth control

11.Moms will ALWAYS be the best chefs and bakers

12.Even with parental supervision we cannot be tamed, 6 AM seemed acceptable and closing the door was optional

13.Polishing off an entire handle of sailor jerry and searching for whatever else liquor you can find will lead to many apologies in the AM…including “Sorry for throwing Tampons at you”

14.You know your night is not going to go well when you forget to get dressed out of your PJs

15.Tropical Storms lead to lots of drinking

16.Being hostess with the mostesses is a full time job

We do appreciate you all coming down and teaching us so many life lessons, what would we do without you!

In between all the guests we managed to still make some new really good friends and even threw in a couple boy toys for fun. Party bus to the Rays game and concert after with Gretchen Wilson, 3 Doors Down and ZZTop really allowed us to show our true colors. 

We also tested out the water with the boat races (matching suits included), jet skiing, wake boarding, waterskiing, and tubing; each was more fun than the next. We got really good at cooking out, while under the influence. We learned you cannot pay your bar tab with sand dollars…especially not broken ones.

Daddy Dave made sure we did things in our best interest by making us stand in the corner if we cussed and his famous line “young, dumb, and ready to cum” if he found us talking to a deuce bag. It is good to know friends in high places, you will get  a free pedal cab ride. Which are a lot safer than riding your bike at night, we always knew one of us was going to fall off!  We also learned that calling ahead to McDonalds is not acceptable and they won’t  use “porkchop”  as your order name. 

WE dabbled in a little bit of work and slowly became “The Most Valuable Employees” EVER!

Having to move out of our house a couple days early led us to become truly gypsies. Luckily, we met the nicest, coolest, disgustingly awesome doc ever (he even works out of his office on his boat!) After a couple days of wineing and dining us he talked us into staying in his RV parked next door in his mom’s backyard. A situation like this in something only we would fall into!

We are not sure where we will go on our next adventure for now we are heading home to Ohio for a couple weeks or a month or whenever we find another job. All in all it will work out and if not there is always a plan B!